Darling It Is No Joke (13250 words) by thehoyde

Darling It Is No Joke (13250 words) by thehoyden
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Sheriff Stilinski
Additional Tags: Alternate Reality, Future Fic
Summary:

The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.
 

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A fandom classic and I've reread this multiple times.