you take the dark and carve me out a home

Love and Other Hazardous Materials (3590 words) by luchia
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Male M (James Bond)
Additional Tags: married to their work, you me and espionage makes three, Q is the nerdiest of nerds
Summary:

"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.

(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)

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Tinker, Tailor, Quartermaster, Spy (29663 words) by Only_1_Truth
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Female M (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, But tweaked because I just can't use AUs in their regular forms, alpha!Bond, omega!Q, Quartermasters being inducted into missions, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mission Fic, Which then becomes a rather more...heated...fic, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Consent, Because the lack of consent is my biggest problem with this AU and I wanted to FIX THAT, Nesting, Although it might surprise you who starts the nesting, Bond is NOT a fan of stereotyping, Use of Omega stereotypes by villains
Summary:

All Alphas have superhumanly keen eyesight, but he had to admit that he didn't see this coming.

When Bond's target managed to escape him and flees back to London, the only way for Bond to get close is to go to a party frequented by the posh and wealthy - a 'plus one' type of event where your 'plus one' has to be an Omega, preferably of the fatuous variety. Bond despairs, because there's no way he can find one of those on short notice that he also trusts to watch his back as he walks into the metaphorical lions' den.

But then Tanner raises his hand.

Because Tanner knows a guy, and he's closer to home than expected...

Synchronicity (7600 words) by stereobone
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Additional Tags: 中文翻译 | Translation in Chinese, ไทย | Translation in Thai, 한국어 Translation, Spanish Translation, Podfic Available
Summary: It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.
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This was fabulous. Right onto my favorites list.

A Fine Kettle of Phish (7272 words) by Aniron84
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond & Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, M | Gareth Mallory, Bill Tanner, Original MI6 characters, Some very put upon IT workers
Additional Tags: 00Q - Freeform, Epistolary, email, Improper Use of Government Email, Brief mention of homophobia, Some angst, James Bond discovers memes, no beta we die like Ronson
Summary:

James Bond falls for a spearphishing email, and it falls to Q to give him his mandatory cybersecurity training.

This is not going to go well for at least one of them.

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The Guests (11437 words) by BootsnBlossoms, stephrc79
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Q (James Bond), James Bond, Characters from Bond's Past
Additional Tags: scary stories to tell in the dark, Scottish Highlands, Pre-Slash
Summary:

“Can I help you?” the man asked.

“I’m dying,” Q answered bluntly, his voice a barely whispered rasp. “Or not. Again with the pain everywhere, so not entirely sure.”

“Ignore my friend’s poor attempt at humour,” Bond interrupted. The sense of familiarity and danger threatened to overwhelm him again, but there was no time for that — even if it was probably the result of underestimating his head wound. He’d sort that out later. For now, he had to win over a highlander.

“We had a bit of a hiking accident earlier this evening, I’m afraid,” Bond said as he shifted Q’s weight against him. “I thought we could make it to the next town for a hospital, but now I’m not so sure. I’d love to check him over if you have a spare flat surface and decent light to lend.”

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A Halloween fic based on Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Guests

Clean Slate (383 words) by AlchemyAlice
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: James Bond, M (James Bond), Kincaid
Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, Character Study, Spoilers, Post-Skyfall
Series: Part 1 of Tabula Rasa
Summary:

He shakes Mallory’s hand, and he feels…purged.

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Mission to Sell (2960 words) by Venstar
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Alec Trevelyan, R (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Script Format, Prompt Fill
Series: Part 4 of Mission Transcripts
Summary:

Q’s eyes closed and he listened to the two agents as they left the safety of the hotel room for the unknown risk of the auction. To sell, perchance to buy - ay, there’s that rub. For in that sell of death, what dreams may come? Q twisted the lines of Hamlet for his own purpose. Slowly he began to work at his bindings.

Tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/silverdragonreads/726393106590826496/

Mission to Date (1601 words) by Venstar
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Bill Tanner, Eve Moneypenny, Alec Trevelyan, 006
Additional Tags: Prompt Fill, transcript style
Series: Part 2 of Mission Transcripts
Summary:

Another transcript review by Tanner and another job of reminding a couple of agents that the Quartermaster of MI-6 is NOT a customer service agent or a call...center...girl.

Tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/silverdragonreads/726393011678904320/

Remiel's (Questionable) Habits and James' Antics (508 words) by Anake14
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond & Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Series: Part 2 of Living with Love
Summary:

Learning the basics of cooking and baking from Duncan Kincaid's wife Fiona was fascinating. Remiel Bond very much so wants to learn more...more about everything. James isn't about to get in the way, but that doesn't mean he won't have some fun along it either.

Tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/silverdragonreads/726340238601060352/

Bitter Brew (10245 words) by pikachumaniac
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond/Vesper Lynd
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies)
Additional Tags: 00Q Reverse Bang
Summary:

The first time James Bond makes Q tea, he botches it rather badly.

In which James makes tea and Q does not drink it, for various reasons.

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