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Ordinary Numbers (44163 words) by Kryptaria, BootsnBlossoms
Chapters: 12/12
Fandom: James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Q (Bond - Craig movies), James Bond, Female M (James Bond), Alec Trevelyan, Eve Moneypenny, Original Characters, Danielle Marsh
Additional Tags: Romance, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, narco-engineering, Don't copy to another site, Ableist Language
Summary:

More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.

One of my favorites!

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/334672.html

“I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”

“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.

“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.

(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)

And we are back. Been on a reading hiatus just by virtue of my brain lol

This was so cute and I love a good fake relationship mission

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/333347.html

the sheer lack of professionalism (1945 words) by scioscribe
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Q (James Bond), James Bond, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Kidnapping
Summary:

Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/277032.html

Blue-Eyed Monster (118362 words) by Only_1_Truth
Chapters: 23/23
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Female M (James Bond), Q (Bond - Craig movies)
Additional Tags: Smart Bond, Also Smart Q, M sometimes wonders if she should just shoot Bond, Shameless 007 is shameless, Chess, use of sex and cameras to embarrass Quartermasters, Author should not be allowed to use tags, Violence against office supplies, Slow Burn, A certain unavoidable amount of Q whumping, Whump, Attempted Kidnapping, Kidnapping, atypical Vesper backstory, he wouldn't be Bond if he weren't like a walking heat-lamp for Quartermasters, Violence, Did I say slow burn?, Explicit sexual content by the end, Ableist Language
Summary:

Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed

Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...

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One of my absolute favorites to read in the 00Q fandom.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/272827.html

Threshold (55441 words) by AtoTheBean
Chapters: 17/17
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond & Q, James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, M | Gareth Mallory, C | Max Denbigh, Madeleine Swann, Mr. Hinx (James Bond), Franz Oberhauser | Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Alec Trevelyan, R (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Alternate Ending - SPECTRE, SPECTRE Fix-It, Trying to fill those plot holes, and omg, there were so many, Bond has a competency kink, more tags as we go forward, Slow Burn, Anal Sex, Pillow Talk, Banter, Canon-Typical Violence, Torture, drills, Angst, Blood, Explosions, Helicopters, Hospitals, Flirting, Texting, protective minions, Did I mention sex?, Mission Fic, Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary: It’s not that James is surprised to find Q at the bar of the Hoffler Klinik… Well, he is surprised — he’s been under the impression the boffin didn’t fly. But it’s more that he’s surprised it’s Q himself that tracks him down. If Q and Moneypenny are really in so much trouble for helping him, Q could have easily just given M his location and washed his hands of the association. That would have been the sensible thing to do. Then, instead of one somewhat flustered boffin trying to persuade him to come in from the dark, Bond would be faced with a throng of agents ready to haul his arse in via any force necessary.
That would have been rather inconvenient.
It makes James think, perhaps, Q is another ally.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/160064.html

perspicuity (26968 words) by dhampir72
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Poisoning, Trapped In Elevator, Feelings, Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, First Dates
Summary:

Bond and Q are trapped in a lift. Awkward, under normal circumstances, for certain.
Unbearable when Q has been poisoned and his life hangs in the balance.

#fics read in 2023#00q#james bond#20k to 30k words#the ending was so sweet#rereadable and lovely

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/331868.html

Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (31505 words) by sorion
Chapters: 8/8
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Romance, Character Study, Canon-Typical Violence, Rimming, Voyeurism, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Come play, Masturbation
Summary:

Despite Bond making a kind of running joke out of Q’s “exploding pen” remark by requesting one at every opportunity… it was Q who mentioned it first. The reason behind it is quite simple. They both like to blow shit up. And then they realise that that's not the only thing they have in common.
COMPLETED

#fics read in 2023#00Q#James Bond#30k to 40k words#this was spectacular#aaaaaaand another fave#gosh i love this fandom

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/331743.html

synchromesh (17664 words) by foolish_mortal
Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Eve Moneypenny, Q (Bond - Craig movies), 007 - Character
Summary:

"I should let you know that MI6 is not in the habit of ceding to terrorists," Q tells him with chilly poise. "But it is after hours, and this is at least a halfway decent kidnapping."
Bond's answering hum of amusement resonates and mingles with the sound of the revving engine.

This was so good. Definitely a fave.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/304426.html

so you were never a saint. (12319 words) by paperclipbitch
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner, James Bond, Female M (James Bond), M (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Spoilers, Post-Movie(s), i always knew i was going to write a ridiculous Whishaw!Q fic, This Ate My Brain, Asexual Character, use of the Great British Bake-Off as a plot device, Q knits his own cardigans, you know he does, Eve is my favourite ever okay, why is this so long though omg
Summary:

[set post-movie; SPOILERS]
“I think Bond’s trying to be your friend,” Eve tells him.

“…well,” Q says slowly, “this is a new and disturbing development.”

Found family is good. I enjoyed this read.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/304185.html

it doesn't take you away from yourself (9284 words) by scioscribe
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Q (James Bond), James Bond, Eve Moneypenny, Original Character
Summary:

Q thinks he can't imagine anything worse than three days at a conference with James Bond as his bodyguard. Bond thinks that's showing a lack of imagination. He may be right.

Or, the one where Q has a long-standing arrangement, Bond condescends to croissants and tablecloths, unresolved issues abound, and then actual serious stuff happens. Post-Spectre.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/303887.html

Successful Intimidation and Excessive Sarcasm (3879 words) by SixtySevenChevy
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, Sherlock (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Mycroft Holmes, assorted 00s who i just made up because i know nothing
Summary: Everyone in MI6 is terrified of Mycroft Holmes. To be anything else is be to be foolhardy and overconfident, two characteristics that mark a poor agent and will invariably lead to an early grave. Mycroft Holmes possesses more power than the entire rest of Great Britain put together and has a condescending smile that speaks of an ability to use said power for very nefarious purposes. No one in his or her right mind is willing to go within ten feet of him, lest they somehow incur his wrath.
Except, of course, Q, who is most certainly not afraid and instead exchanges quips and insults as though he's not ten seconds away from being killed by the man no one seems to know is his brother. Mycroft is exasperated, Bond is intrigued (read: attracted) and Q is just so done with everyone in this building.

This was fun lol. Rereadable imo.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/303626.html

Does Your Mother Know? (17531 words) by sorion
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Romance, Character Study, Sensuality, Love, Happy Ending
Summary: “He told me… that he’d loved and trusted people with his life before, and that it didn’t end well. And he told me… that he would trust me with his life… and his death.”
“Wow. Now I don’t know which one of you to warn off of breaking the other’s heart, anymore.”
COMPLETED

I loved how good they are together. Definitely rereadable.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/303373.html

No One Thrills Me (Like You Do) (5272 words) by RayShippouUchiha
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q, Eve Moneypenny & Q, James Bond & Eve Moneypenny, James Bond & Alec Trevelyan
Characters: James Bond, Q, Eve Moneypenny, Alec Trevelyan, R - Character, Various Characters, M | Gareth Mallory
Additional Tags: Humor, blind dates, Awesome Eve Moneypenny, BAMF Eve Moneypenny, Eve meddles, Jealous James Bond, Bitter Q, Petty Q, Tea Stealing, Oblivious Q, Flirty James Bond, Bond is a menace, Bond is attractive, Q is very bitter about it, Post-Skyfall, Not SPECTRE Compliant, Moneypenny sets Q up, A lot - Freeform, it doesn't end well, Until it does
Summary: “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”
Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.
“Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”
“Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

This is adorably hilarious. Right into the rereadable pile.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/303222.html

Gödel and the Alcubierre Warp Drive (28297 words) by Laysan_albatross
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), GoldenEye (1995)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond/Q/Alec Trevelyan, James Bond & Q, Q & Alec Trevelyan
Characters: Q (James Bond), James Bond, Alec Trevelyan, Boothroyd (James Bond), Olivia Mansfield, Vesper Lynd, Bill Tanner, Moneypenny (James Bond), R (James Bond), M | Gareth Mallory, Madeleine Swann, Franz Oberhauser | Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Slow Burn, Psychopathology & Sociopathy, Espionage, Intrigue, Backstory, Queerplatonic Relationships, SPECTRE Fix-It
Summary: Where you play the game of intrigue for the second time and still have no idea what is happening.
> After dying, Q is thrown back in time and can't understand why certain people find him so interesting.

This was so good. Another one for the favorite pile.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/303032.html

as permanent as stone cathedrals (6002 words) by pdameron
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner, M | Gareth Mallory, Mr. Hinx (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Angst, Mutual Pining, Time Skips, Post-SPECTRE
Summary: Q has been in love for two years, six months, and twelve days when James Bond walks away, leaving him with a bleeding head and a broken heart on a dark and noisy London bridge.

Angsty but so rereadable.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/302810.html

Grace Period (22609 words) by junetangerine (culuyetille)
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Humor, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Romance, Slash, Smut, Bondlock (only mentioned)
Summary:

In retrospect, the whole thing was a series of extremely poor decisions on Q’s part, none of which he regretted in the slightest.
Or, AU in which IT-techie!Q is chatted up by one James Bond and doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he’s also MI6.

Gods, this was good. Another fave to add to the pile. So many good fics in 00Q fandom. Soooo many.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/302515.html

How to Have an Office Romance: A Comprehensive Guide (8070 words) by laughtershock
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny
Additional Tags: Workplace Relationship, Christmas Jumpers, Oral Sex, Cat-and-Mouse
Summary: Q's mother sends him a horribly gaudy Christmas jumper, and it all seems to go downhill from there.

So rereadable.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/302297.html

ordinary, everyday things (7536 words) by pdameron
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, M | Gareth Mallory, Bill Tanner, Luna Lovegood, Various Harry Potter Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Pining, Mutual Pining, Minor Character Death, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-SPECTRE
Summary: It is fourteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts that he finds himself at the helm of MI6’s Q Branch, 29 and thrilled and terrified and completely alone.
(In which everything is the same except Q and Bond are both wizards and think the other is a muggle.)

Definitely rereadable.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/301914.html

people can surprise you (or not) (10538 words) by pdameron
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Minor Character Death, Pining, Undercover as a Couple, Murder Mystery
Summary: “I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”
“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.
“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.
(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)

I am still grinning after reading this one. Aaaaaaaaand another fave makes an appearance.

Crossposts: https://josilverdragon.insanejournal.com/301813.html

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Ordinary Numbers (44163 words) by Kryptaria, BootsnBlossoms
people can surprise you (or not) (10538 words) by pdameron
the sheer lack of professionalism (1945 words) by scioscribe
Blue-Eyed Monster (118362 words) by Only_1_Truth
Threshold (55441 words) by AtoTheBean [00Q]
perspicuity (26968 words) by dhampir72
Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (31505 words) by sorion
synchromesh (17664 words) by foolish_mortal
so you were never a saint. (12319 words) by paperclipbitch
it doesn't take you away from yourself (9284 words) by scioscribe
Successful Intimidation and Excessive Sarcasm (3879 words) by SixtySevenChevy
Does Your Mother Know? (17531 words) by sorion
No One Thrills Me (Like You Do) (5272 words) by RayShippouUchiha
Gödel and the Alcubierre Warp Drive (28297 words) by Laysan_albatross
as permanent as stone cathedrals (6002 words) by pdameron
Grace Period (22609 words) by junetangerine (culuyetille)
How to Have an Office Romance: A Comprehensive Guide (8070 words) by laughtershock
ordinary, everyday things (7536 words) by pdameron
people can surprise you (or not) (10538 words) by pdameron

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Entries tagged with 00q

Read in December 2025

Ordinary Numbers (44163 words) by Kryptaria, BootsnBlossoms

people can surprise you (or not) (10538 words) by pdameron

the sheer lack of professionalism (1945 words) by scioscribe

Blue-Eyed Monster (118362 words) by Only_1_Truth

Threshold (55441 words) by AtoTheBean [00Q]

perspicuity (26968 words) by dhampir72

Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (31505 words) by sorion

synchromesh (17664 words) by foolish_mortal

so you were never a saint. (12319 words) by paperclipbitch

it doesn't take you away from yourself (9284 words) by scioscribe

Successful Intimidation and Excessive Sarcasm (3879 words) by SixtySevenChevy

Does Your Mother Know? (17531 words) by sorion

No One Thrills Me (Like You Do) (5272 words) by RayShippouUchiha

Gödel and the Alcubierre Warp Drive (28297 words) by Laysan_albatross

as permanent as stone cathedrals (6002 words) by pdameron

Grace Period (22609 words) by junetangerine (culuyetille)

How to Have an Office Romance: A Comprehensive Guide (8070 words) by laughtershock

ordinary, everyday things (7536 words) by pdameron