million dollar question (5592 words) by skylights

million dollar question (5592 words) by skylights
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Q (Bond - Craig movies), James Bond, Moneypenny (James Bond), Gareth Mallory, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Humour, Fluff, Q has a hard life, prompt-fill
Summary: Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to answer the door.
“Delivery for one…Quabik Quadree?”
Q feels the weight of the Glock 19 in the pocket of his dressing gown and sincerely wonders whether to shoot the delivery man or himself.
(or, that fic where everyone wants to know Q's name and stupid things happen in the process)

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This was fun and rereadable for sure lol.

Remember Me (5667 words) by Jen

Remember Me (5667 words) by Jen
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Amnesia, Retrograde Amnesia, Character Study, Memory Loss, Mild Sexual Content, Angst, Established Relationship, Developing Relationship, Sexuality, Sexuality Crisis
Summary: Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love.
"What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew.
“Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in front of him.

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The painnnnnn

Ways of Expressing (13110 words) by BootsnBlossoms

Ways of Expressing (13110 words) by BootsnBlossoms
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Q (Bond - Craig movies), James Bond, Eve Moneypenny, Mycroft Holmes, Mummy (Sherlock), Female M (James Bond), Siger Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: Dysfunctional Family, Classical Music, Reichenbach Falls, Developing Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Bondlock
Summary: Bond didn’t do families. He had one, once, that he vaguely remembered. He’d met the occasional target’s parents, but only when it was unavoidable, and never as more than part of an investigation. M had come the closest to being something of a maternal figure in Bond’s life (“at least I got something right”), but even at that she was more his commanding officer than anyone remotely affectionate.
This was why, when Q explained (rather forcefully) that he didn’t want Bond to have anything to do with his family, Bond didn’t object.
Unhappily for both of them, it didn’t make any difference.

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Bond having to deal with the Holmes family lol

By No Ordinary Means of Communication (7902 words) by laughtershock

By No Ordinary Means of Communication (7902 words) by laughtershock
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Eve Moneypenny
Additional Tags: Workplace Relationship, Office Sex, Sex Toys, workplace shenanigans, quasi-epistolary, Image Heavy
Summary: Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this.
(The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they fight crime make things far more complicated than necessary.)

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Post it note fic! My face hurts grinning at this fic. Another favorite.