million dollar question (5592 words) by skylights

[josilverdragon]

million dollar question (5592 words) by skylights
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Q (Bond - Craig movies), James Bond, Moneypenny (James Bond), Gareth Mallory, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Humour, Fluff, Q has a hard life, prompt-fill
Summary: Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to answer the door.
“Delivery for one…Quabik Quadree?”
Q feels the weight of the Glock 19 in the pocket of his dressing gown and sincerely wonders whether to shoot the delivery man or himself.
(or, that fic where everyone wants to know Q's name and stupid things happen in the process)

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This was fun and rereadable for sure lol.