Dramatic Arts (2914 words) by scioscribe

Dramatic Arts (2914 words) by scioscribe
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), SPECTRE (2015), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Gareth Mallory, Q (Bond - Craig movies)
Additional Tags: Humor, Meta, Fix-It
Summary: In which Spectre is actually Bond's poorly written attempt at falsifying a mission report. Q wants a flight simulator, Eve wants more lines, and M wants a drink. Everybody's a critic.

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This was so much fun. Yet another favorite.

I'll Be Your Light, Your Match, Your Burning Sun (15602 words) by Only_1_Truth

I'll Be Your Light, Your Match, Your Burning Sun (15602 words) by Only_1_Truth
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Pre-Relationship - Relationship, James Bond/Q, Q/all the 00-agents
Characters: James Bond, Female M (James Bond), Q (Bond - Craig movies), Alec Trevelyan, Eve Moneypenny, Assorted 00-agents
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Pre-Relationship, Canon-Typical Violence, 00-agents can be cuddly, Q wants those cuddles, some slight pining, Missions gone bad, Hurt/Comfort, Cuddles, Fluffy Ending, Seriously tooth-rotting fluff, But not before things get wild and violent, migraines, Q is not being paid enough for this, Puppy-piles, Platonic - but pre-slash if you squint
Summary: In an MI6 where Dragons, Basalisks, Cerberii and all sorts of other creatures exist, Q is a lowly Level Three Fury who's innate ability to drain away the rage in others is mediocre at best. Still, he watches wistfully when the official Fury of MI6 interacts with all of the 00-agents. Sure, being the Quartermaster is probably less dangerous than dealing with the Dragons of MI6... but Q wonders if the risk would be worth the reward?
He gets his chance to find out when a mission with 007 goes bad, and Q is stick with thirteen-stone of enraged Dragon on his hands.
Q's got a choice: step up or step out. He can either rise to the occasion and play Fury... or play the odds of Bond going absolutely ballistic on the world at large. Either way, the fallout will be fantastic...

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This was a fun read. 00q kinda.

How to Be a Superhero (53726 words) by turningterrific

How to Be a Superhero (53726 words) by turningterrific
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Gareth Mallory, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Eve Moneypenny, Q's Family
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Slow Build, POV Alternating, World of Warcraft Playing, Kid Fic, Post-Skyfall, Sharing a Bed
Summary:

“Am I sacked?”

M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”

James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.

“You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”

“So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.

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Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

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This was perfection. Instant favorite.

Q's Favourite (6678 words) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer

Q's Favourite (6678 words) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: Q (Bond - Craig movies), James Bond, The Minions, The Double-Ohs
Additional Tags: Mild Language, mild violence, Mild Sexual Content, Weirdness, Randomness, seriously i have no idea what's going on, jealous!Bond, the minions be weird yet highly intelligent, and view Q as their supreme overlord, because he is
Summary: How the double-ohs found out that James Bond is Q's favourite.

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 This was a cute read.

feels like insomnia (woah) (4172 words) by skylights

feels like insomnia (woah) (4172 words) by skylights
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q
Additional Tags: Fluff, Crack, so I finally watched Skyfall and this happened, not even sorry, maybe a little, because of OOCness, Q has problems, Bond is one of them, but not really, unless Bond steals his food again, this is going nowhere
Summary: Q, on the other hand, is having significantly less trouble with coming to terms as to how he currently has a slightly drunk double-oh agent standing in his flat at arse-o’-clock in the morning. Without waiting for a reply, Q starts the vacuum up again and starts to clean the patch of carpet next to Bond’s feet. The vacuum nozzle bumps against Bond’s patent leather shoes a few times and Q grunts, a clear sign that Bond should move.
Bond moves.
(or, that fic where Q has insomnia and Bond tries to be helpful)

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This was another fun read.

people can surprise you (or not) (10538 words) by pdameron

people can surprise you (or not) (10538 words) by pdameron
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond)
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Minor Character Death, Pining, Undercover as a Couple, Murder Mystery
Summary: “I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”
“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.
“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.
(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)

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I am still grinning after reading this one. Aaaaaaaaand another fave makes an appearance.

ordinary, everyday things (7536 words) by pdameron

ordinary, everyday things (7536 words) by pdameron
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, M | Gareth Mallory, Bill Tanner, Luna Lovegood, Various Harry Potter Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Pining, Mutual Pining, Minor Character Death, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-SPECTRE
Summary: It is fourteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts that he finds himself at the helm of MI6’s Q Branch, 29 and thrilled and terrified and completely alone.
(In which everything is the same except Q and Bond are both wizards and think the other is a muggle.)

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Definitely rereadable.

How to Have an Office Romance: A Comprehensive Guide (8070 words) by laughtershock

How to Have an Office Romance: A Comprehensive Guide (8070 words) by laughtershock
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny
Additional Tags: Workplace Relationship, Christmas Jumpers, Oral Sex, Cat-and-Mouse
Summary: Q's mother sends him a horribly gaudy Christmas jumper, and it all seems to go downhill from there.

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So rereadable.