This is Ridiculous (35818 words) by zosofi

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This is Ridiculous (35818 words) by zosofi
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes, Allison Argent/Scott McCall, Lydia Martin/Jackson Whittemore
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Jackson Whittemore, Lydia Martin, Danny Māhealani, Vernon Boyd, Isaac Lahey, Erica Reyes, Sheriff Stilinski, Alan Deaton
Additional Tags: Humor, Romance, Future Fic, Unicorns, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Violence, BAMF!Stiles
Summary:

There's a unicorn in Beacon Hills. A fricken' unicorn. In fricken' Beacon Hills, California. And it turns out that unicorns aren't drawn towards virgins in a happy-go-lucky let-me-lay-my-not-at-all-metaphorical-horn-in-your-lap way. No. They kill them. And guess who's the only virgin idiotic enough to get sucked into the Beacon Hills supernatural scene? Stiles, that's who.