la petite mort (3896 words) by howlingmoonrise

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la petite mort (3896 words) by howlingmoonrise
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Barbie - All Media Types, Dracula - Bram Stoker, Dracula & Related Fandoms
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Barbie Roberts/Dracula
Characters: Barbie Roberts, Dracula
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Vampires, Barbie References, Barbie's multitude of careers, Blood Drinking, Vampire Slayer(s), Podfic Available
Series: Part 1 of Howl's BCCU (Barbie Crackships Cinematic Universe)
Summary:

“Well,” she says, long and drawn out, and from the glint in her eyes he can tell this is some kind of inner joke, kept from him. “I’ve been a diplomat, and a race car driver, and a chef, and an astronaut, and a veterinarian--”

“An astronaut,” he repeats dryly. He wants to call her on her lie - but. But. How strange. There’s no indication of a lie: no rise in temperature, no quickening of her pulse, no change to her eyes, nothing.

She laughs. “You don’t know the half of it."

 

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Oh my god I loved this!